Things I Don't Like Right Now

True Story: I started writing a "favorites" post and then I realized that I hate more things than I love them right now. Welcome to my life, friends! I'm currently miserable, waiting for this little girl to make her debut so I might as well show my honesty on this blog. But really, let's talk about what I'm hating right now.

1.

THESE crazies! Let me tell you... I used to be the real housewives of whatevers biggest fan! I could tell you about every cast member and what they're currently eating at the moment based on their instagram feed. But for the past several seasons (of every city), I just can't get into it. I don't know if it's because I'm growing up or can't stand their over-plastic surgery faces, but these ladies drive me nuts. In fact, every show on Bravo drives me nuts. THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. They're all about rich women with marriage problems buying a new home they can't afford. Like, can we chill out and go back to my favorite New Jersey cast members? and Orange County before Tamra? She's too much.  OK but I will admit that I love "Don't Be Tardy" with Kim from RHOATL. She's my favorite.

2.

Camille Leblanc-Bazinet/the fittest woman on earth. And to be clear, I love her so much I hate her. She was crowned 2014's CrossFit Games winner yesterday and she earned every bit of it. She's the definition of perfection. She can lift heavy weights yet she doesn't look like Hulk Hogan. Which if we're being honest, a lot of CrossFit ladies are starting to look... manly... and it's awful. Keep it feminine and beautiful like Camille, and you'll be a fan favorite. Except I hate her because I'm currently shoving a brownie in my mouth while looking at her abs. Gross.

3.

Fajita night because all I want right now is a frozen margarita with no salt in one of those giant glasses with the dark blue rim. And don't even talk to me about that virgin crap. It tastes like pure sugar with ice and I don't have time for that. 3-4 WEEKS you guys!! Can't wait to cheers!... and obviously, to have my daughter here...

4.

this smelly nonsense. In the last month of pregnancy I've had 5 stretch marks pop up on my sides. FIVE. and they're not pretty. Like I'm sorry... where did you come from and who invited you to the party? NO ONE. I've gone this long without a mark, and all of a sudden I have this to worry about. Thanks cocoa butter for doing your job... NOT. Ugh...

5. My toes because I can't reach them.

6. My fingers because I want to paint them but I have no patience.

7.

the added .99 pastry from Panera Bread because I can never say no and they're so delicious that I want more than one. If you're wondering how much weight I've gained through this pregnancy, don't. It's more than you and I want to know. Really... it's bizarre.

8.

sleep. I know, I know. This is also bizarre. Sleep for me is waking up 4-5 times a night peeing or trying to get comfortable. Rolling over just isn't the same when you're in your 9th month of pregnancy. It hurts and then she starts to move and then I get hungry and then I think I have to pee and then... the list goes on. I just live a really hard life, ok.

9.

Speaking of sleep... I'm supposed to be reading this book about how to make sure my baby is getting enough sleep at night. But it's boring and I'm tired and I don't want to read it... so obviously, I hate it.

10. I should probably end on a positive note. So I'll leave you with something I love.

Nate and our first child, Emily. They really are the best. and Nate gives really good foot rubs. I hope they continue after pregnancy... a girl can dream, right?

What are you hating right now?

-Max